Thursday, 22 April 2010

The Leader's Debate Drinking Game!!

Date and Time
Thursday 22nd April 2010, 20:00

The Rules
Grab yourself a lot of beer and listen carefully to the debate.
"Take a drink" means take a large swig.

Take a drink every time one of the leaders mentions somebody they met recently (take two bonus swigs if they are a member of a recognisable minority group).
Take a drink every time somebody says "We must be clear."
Take two large swigs every time Brown or Cameron say "I agree with Nick."
Take a drink every time Adam Boulton shouts, Alastair Stewart style.
Take a drink every time somebody has to correct a mistake.

Take a drink every time Gordon Brown laughs at one of his own jokes. (If anybody else laughs at one of his jokes, you have to put down your drink and throw yourself off a bridge).
Take a drink every time Gordon Brown blames David Cameron for something.

Take a drink everytime David Cameron mentions "broken politics", "broken Britain" or "broken society".
Drink steadily at any time David Cameron is on screen looking smug or smarmy (Note: This is a joke rule. DO NOT take it seriously. Following this rule may result in serious injury or death)

Take a drink every time Nick Clegg describes himself as "dismayed".
Take TWO drinks every time Nick Clegg says the word "Trident".

Take a drink every time any leader states how proud they are of our troops.
Take a drink every time you hear the words "Weapons of mass destruction"
Take a drink every time Saddam Hussein is mentioned.
Take a drink every time somebody speaks of "rebuilding Iraq"
If somebody mentions the "terrorist threat", make a tin-foil hat and finish your drink.